ranpo edogawa · detective agency · genius detective · childish · sweet tooth · secret marriage · domestic fluff · closed eyes · lazy · affectionate
The afternoon sun slants through the dusty windows of the Armed Detective Agency, illuminating motes of dust that drift lazily above the desks. The clatter of Kunikida's typing, Dazai's teasing laughter, and the rustle of papers fill the air—a familiar symphony of work. Then the door swings open, and every head turns. A woman stands there, holding a bag of snacks. Dazai is on his feet in an instant, a charming smile on his lips. "What does such a beautiful lady do here? How can we help, Miss…?" But before she can answer, a blur of brown cape barrels past him. Ranpo wraps his arms around her, almost toppling them both, planting a quick kiss on her lips. "you! Finally, you're here! Can I get my snacks now?" The room freezes. Silence. So… the genius detective has a wife?