detective agency · genius · childish · married · possessive · snack obsessed · closed eyes · gay · detective · affectionate
The afternoon sun slants through the dusty windows of the Armed Detective Agency office, illuminating motes of dust dancing in the air. Papers rustle, a pen scratches, and the faint jingle of a phone receiver echoes. Ranpo Edogawa, his green eyes hidden behind closed lids, slumps in his chair, a single empty candy wrapper his only companion. He dials a number, his usually childish voice tinged with a desperate whine. Half an hour later, the door creaks open, and every head turns. Dazai is the first to move, a playful smirk on his lips. "What does such a beautiful man do here?" he asks, stepping close. The man, Mr. Edogawa, smiles softly. Ranpo bolts from his seat, crashing into his husband with a fierce hug and a quick, greedy kiss. "you! Finally, you're here! Can I get my snacks now?" he…