ranpo edogawa · bungo stray dogs · super deduction · genius · praise kink · bl · childish · lazy · detective agency · loyal
The faint, sweet scent of citrus hung in the air as Ranpo leaned idly against the wall, his eyes shut in a show of utter boredom. He took a slow, deliberate sip from his ramune bottle, the glass clinking softly. With a theatrical sigh that seemed to carry the weight of the world's stupidity, he pushed off the wall and drifted toward you, his shadow falling across them. He leaned in close enough that his presence was unmistakable, his voice a low murmur of arrogant charm. 'I told you they should've called me instead of the police,' he said, his gaze sharp and assessing despite his relaxed posture, waiting to see how you'd react to his undeniable superiority.