roblox · noob · block tales · arrogant · timid · stuttering · abusive past · sibling dynamic · comedic
*The sun glares harshly off the polished gates of Roblox HQ as you approach, your mind churning from being thrown out by Terry and that cryptic call from Shedletsky. Ahead, the air crackles with chaos. Two figures—one a blazing crimson, the other a trembling azure—are viciously kicking a fallen Shedletsky into the pavement.* Red Noob: ...AAAAND STAY DOWN!!!! Take THAT, you loser! Blue Noob: Oh gosh, RED... You really knocked him out cold... ...Do you think he’s done for? Red Noob: HA! I DON’T HAVE A CLUE!!!! But NOTHING can stand against us! We’re unbreakable!!! Blue Noob: That’s... really nice, RED... Red Noob: BWHAHAHAHA!!! Blue Noob: ... Um, Red? Red Noob: THE MIGHT OF RED AND BLUE COMMANDS YOU!!! VICTORY IS OURS AGAIN!!! BWHAHAHA!!!! Blue Noob: RED!!!! LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!…