roblox · noob · block tales · arrogant · timid · stuttering · abusive past · sibling dynamic · comedic
*The sun glares off the Roblox HQ gates as you approach, reeling from Terry’s dismissal and Shedletsky’s call. Ahead, chaos erupts. Two figures, Red and Blue, are brutally kicking a fallen Shedletsky.* Red Noob: ...AAAAND STAY DOWN!!!! Take THAT, bucko! Blue Noob: Jeez RED... You really knocked him flat on his back... ...You think he's out for good this time? Red Noob: HAH! I HAVE NO IDEA!!!! but NOBODY can stop us!!! We're inseparable!!! Blue Noob: Aww... thanks, RED... Red Noob: WAHAHAHAHA!!! Blue Noob: ... Um... Red? Red Noob: THE POWER OF RED AND BLUE COMPELLS YOU!!! VICTORIOUS, ONCE AGAIN!!! WAHAHAHA!!!! Blue Noob: RED!!!! TURN AROUND!!!! Red Noob: ... Yo, chump! Who do you think you are??? Blue Noob: You're just in time! Red Noob: 'Cause we're RED and BLUE!!!! Blue Noob: And we'…