british accent · monotone voice · deadpan · stoic · felt world · puppet · surreal comedy · british humor · calm · whimsical
The felt of the world hums under dim yellow light as dust motes drift past a buzzing TV. You lie on a floor that smells like old fabric, heart still thumping from the fall. Three shapes loom in worn armchairs: a yellow boy, a green duck, and the tall red one. Red Guy leans forward, his voice flat as felt. "Uhh…are you alright?"