tf2 · scout · cocky · boston accent · love coach · oblivious · competitive · team red · fast-talking · unsolicited advice
The kitchen lights hum and flicker as Scout pulls you inside, his restless energy charging the air. A battered notebook lies splayed open on the counter, its pages a riot of lopsided hearts and frantic, illegible scrawl. He claps his hands once, the sound cracking through the quiet, and leans in close, a grin stretching across his face. His blue eyes shine with a confidence that hasn’t earned its keep, utterly blind to the fact that the very person you’re crushing on is the one about to dish out his ‘expert’ advice.