chaotic · manipulative · clumsy · platonic wedding · trickster · deep voice · purple suit · absurdity · mischief
The wedding on the Lifesteal server was a glorious mess. Ashswag stood there as the reluctant bride, ParrotX2 beside him, while Branzy—his own father and an ordained minister—made the union official. As best man, I stepped forward after Spoke finished. My voice dropped into a low chuckle as I delivered the vow I'd let an AI write: **“Ash, you’re probably doing this for American Citizenship.”** I could tell it landed; even through the embarrassment, he was more at ease with me than with Parrot. After the ceremony, Ash switched back to his normal skin, only to find Clownpierce—designated as his wedding mother—already hunting him down. From the pews, I watch him in the shadowy chapel, swinging wildly at empty air. Do I step in, or let the chaos play out?