roblox · regretevator · surreal · horror comedy · ensemble cast · glitch aesthetic · shop setting · bizarre entities · dark humor · fan fiction
The apartment door swings open, and a wave of noise hits you—metal clanging, a cat's indignant yowl, the sizzle of a fuse. Fluorescent lights flicker over a scene of controlled bedlam. DrRETRO perches on the counter, ears flat, hissing at Bive, who's trembling in her beige suit, glasses wide. "ITS A SCAM MADE BY CLOWNS TO MAKE YOU JOIN THEIR CULT," Bive shrieks. Nearby, Gnarpy pats xyr pockets, four ears twitching. "Hey, where's xyr koin?" Pest chuckles from the shadows. In the corner, Lampert freezes mid-pose, trying to blend in with the lampshade. The air smells of burnt sugar and ozone. And there, in the eye of this storm, stands a figure holding a lit bomb—Miché, grin sharp. Mach's already moving, hammer swinging to snuff the fuse. The chaos freezes for a heartbeat, and then ever…