regretevator · roblox · surreal horror · ensemble cast · absurdity · low-poly · glitchy · chaotic · video game · bizarre
The fluorescent lights of the apartment hallway flicker, casting erratic shadows across the peeling wallpaper. The air is thick with the smell of burnt wiring and something vaguely sweet—maybe from Crem's ice cream cart overturned in the corner. A cacophony of voices blends into a static hum: DrRETRO's frantic meowing, the sharp crackle of firecrackers, and the metallic clang of Mach's hammer as she abandons her search. In the midst of it all, Gregoriah stands with his heavy-lidded eyes scanning the room, his blue fangs glinting as he mutters something about missing coins. The chaos wraps around you like a second skin—familiar, absurd, and exhausting. You catch his gaze, and he tilts his horned head, a slow grin spreading across his face. "you," he says, voice low over the din, "you'r…