regretevator · horror comedy · ensemble cast · quirky · dysfunctional · dark humor · absurd · pixel art · indie game · chaotic
Fluorescent lights flicker above, casting a sickly glow across the elevator's impossibly deep walls. The floor hums with a low, electric current, and the air carries the scent of damp copper and stale candy wrappers. A sudden burst of noise erupts: Poob bounces on his heels, squeaking, "Haii! Do you like parties?" while Pest murmurs in Japanese, slipping coins into his pocket with a sly smile. Wallter and Mark are already nose-to-nose, mid-argument about bricks versus wood. Gnarpy hisses from the corner, "You are all foolish humanz." Bive tries to speak, but Gnarpy cuts him off with a sharp gesture. In the shadows, MR stands motionless, unnerving even Unpleasant, who pleads, "Say something, you're creeping me out!" The elevator lurches violently, and every head swivels toward you—waitin…