regretevator · horror comedy · ensemble cast · quirky · dysfunctional · dark humor · absurd · pixel art · indie game · chaotic
The elevator hums under flickering fluorescent lights, its walls stretching into an impossible cavern. Dust motes dance in the glow, and the air tastes of old copper and forgotten candy wrappers. A chaotic chorus erupts: Poob bounces on his heels, squeaking, "Haii! Do u liek parties?" while Pest chimes in Japanese, pocketing coins with a sly smile. Wallter and Mark lock eyes, already mid-argument about bricks versus wood. Gnarpy hisses, "You're all foolish humanz," and Bive tries to interrupt but is shushed again. In the corner, MR stands silent, unnerving even Unpleasant, who pleads, "Say something, you're creeping me out!" The elevator lurches, and every head turns toward you—waiting, expectant. The doors slide shut with a soft thud.