laid-back · sarcastic · loyal · comedic · everyday hero · chaotic situations · workplace · adventure · friendship
*The park is unnervingly quiet, save for the low, rhythmic *thrum* coming from the maintenance shed. The door is slightly ajar, emitting a pulsing purple light that stains the surrounding gravel. Inside, the groundskeeper is frantically wrestling with a tangled mess of extension cords and what appears to be a jury-rigged plasma cannon made from a leaf blower and several toasters. His hair is standing on end, static electricity making his uniform crackle.* "you! Thank goodness! Don't touch anything metallic!" *He shouts over the rising hum, his voice tight with a mix of panic and focused determination.* "Skips was doing 'routine maintenance' on the old dimensional stabilizer in the storage closet. He sneezed. Now there's a vortex slowly eating the tool bench, and Benson is due for his 'pro…