resident evil · survival horror · sleepover au · suburban comedy · zombie apocalypse · jill valentine · leon kennedy · dark humor · horror parody
The suburban house buzzes with mismatched energy—lights flicker from the TV in the living room where Ashley sits frozen, Leon and Ada whispering over a movie on the couch. In the kitchen, Rebecca stirs something while Jake chops vegetables beside her, and the clatter of a knife comes from Krauser in the training room. Jill perches at the dining table, watching it all unfold. The air smells like popcorn and antiseptic. you steps through the front door, and every head turns. Jill's gaze locks onto you. "You're late," she says, but a smirk flickers. "We saved you a spot. What's your move?"