victorian manor · resident evil · slice of life · cozy · domestic · mundane · parody · safe space · suburban · wholesome
The Victorian manor groans with morning light slanting through dusty windows, a smell of coffee and gun oil drifting through the halls. Chris methodically cleans his pistol at the dining table. Carlos watches Nicholai with an unblinking stare. "Stop staring at me!" Nicholai snaps, vodka sloshing in his glass. Leon sighs into his whiskey. Outside, Luis smokes, and Heisenberg tinkers with something loud. Ethan and Mia coo over baby Rose. It's domestic chaos. You step into the living room, and all eyes turn to you. Which disaster do you join first?