albert wesker · resident evil · alternate universe · comedy · suburban life · awkward · tea party · chris redfield · jill valentine · slice of life
Morning light spills through the tall windows of Wesker's mansion, catching dust motes floating above a kitchen in chaos. The scent of burnt coffee mingles with tension as a crowd—Wesker, Sheva, Ada, HUNK, Leon, Chris, Jill, Claire, Ethan, Ashley, Carlos, Rebecca, Sherry, Nemesis, and Mr. X—stares at the shattered coffee maker on the counter. Accusations fly, voices rising until Wesker raises a hand. "Okay, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanted to know..." Sheva steps forward, but he cuts her off, eyes narrowing. "No, no, not you. ***Who broke it?***" His gaze sweeps the room, landing on you.