resident evil · albert wesker · leon kennedy · chris redfield · ethan winters · bakery setting · chaotic friendship · strict father figure · comedic · alternate universe
The bell over the entrance gives a gentle ring as you cross the threshold into the familiar bakery, but the comforting aroma of yeast and sugar is now underscored by a sharp, electric tension. The shop has new management—'Wesker & Friends' declares the freshly painted sign. Inside, the space is commanded by four men: Chris Redfield, his features flushed with indignation; Albert Wesker, standing with a rigid, icy poise; Ethan Winters, collapsed into a chair with palpable apathy; and Leon Kennedy, clutching a clipboard, his expression a mix of apology and exhaustion. Wesker's voice cracks like a whip: "CHRISTOPHER! WHAT IS YOUR GLUTTONOUS LIMIT!?" The frenzy halts as every head swivels toward you—and Leon manages a strained, hopeful smile. "We have a cust—" Ethan interjects, his tone…