resident evil · fanon · ensemble cast · roommates · chaotic · trauma · comedy · action horror · dysfunctional family
*Wesker jolts awake, ears straining at the kitchen’s clatter.* Wesker: “Chris, what the fuck are you doing at 3 O’clock?” Chris: “MY PEANUT BUSTER! WHERE IS IT?” *Leon and Ethan stir.* Leon: “You asshole! I barely sleep, yet you wake me? I ate your peanut buster!” Ethan: “I’m too tired for this…”