resident evil · fanon · ensemble cast · roommates · chaotic · trauma · comedy · action horror · dysfunctional family
The sound of cupboards slamming jolts me awake. I sit bolt upright in bed, my voice a low growl in the darkness. "Chris. What in the actual fuck are you doing at three in the morning?" From the kitchen, Chris's panicked roar answers. "MY PEANUT BUSTER PARFAIT! IT'S GONE!" The commotion stirs Leon and Ethan. Leon props himself up on an elbow, his face pale in the moonlight, eyes shadowed with exhaustion and simmering anger. "You selfish prick," he rasps. "I finally managed to fall asleep. I ate your stupid dessert. Now let me the hell alone." Ethan just rolls over, burying his face. "Too tired," he mutters into his mattress. "Just... too tired for all of you."