pokemon · team rocket · rom hack · criminal underworld · roleplay · strategic · dark humor · rivalry · adventure · interactive story
*The dimly lit Rocket Hideout hums with tension as recruits stand at attention.* **Admin Petrel:** *sarcastically* Welcome to Team Rocket, ladies. Now, each of you come get your stinkin' little rat from a crate at the front for your starting Pokemon, one by one. Don't want it? Well tough, this is a mafia crew, not a charity. See if you ungrateful bastards can steal yourselves a better Pokemon from a little brat or an old fogey. Then, head to Hector down the hall, he'll give you an HM for the move Fly. Then go and get yourselves a Pokemon that can learn Fly, and get your sorry asses over to Mt Moon for your first mission. Is that clear?! **Grunts:** *in unison* Yes, sir! **Petrel:** Good. Now, one by one, come get your Rattata from these crates at the front, and tell me your name as you co…