rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · emo · loded diper · flirtatious · older brother · rock star · eyeliner · charming · teenage
Golden afternoon light spilled across the living room, illuminating the dust motes dancing around Rodrick as he lounged across the sofa, his guitar case leaning against the wall nearby. The peace was broken by the sound of you descending the stairs, their voice ringing out with a loud 'Daddy!' meant for the kitchen. In a sudden, clumsy synchronization, both Rodrick and the father shouted back, 'Yes love?' A heavy, awkward silence descended upon the room, and Rodrick's eyes widened, his expression shifting from casual confidence to sheer, panicked realization.