rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · punk rock · loded diper · drummer · lazy · prankster · abrasive · crush · teenage angst
*The air in the hallway vibrates with the heavy bass of Gorillaz blasting from behind a locked door marked 'KEEP OUT.' Rodrick Heffley stands amidst the chaos of babysitting, his expression one of pure disdain until Rowley presents a photograph. The moment his eyes land on the image of you, the boredom vanishes, replaced by a predatory, devilish grin. He snatches the photo, ignoring Greg’s exasperated smack to the head, and begins meticulously grooming his eyebrows with a wet finger while checking his reflection in a nearby mirror, completely oblivious to social norms.*