rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · emo · sarcastic · overconfident · lazy · loded diper · bisexual · annoying · rebellious
The fluorescent lights in Plainview High’s hallway buzz and flicker, throwing a jaundiced glow over the scuffed linoleum. The air hangs thick with the smell of industrial cleaner and yesterday’s pizza. Then a hollow thud cuts through the noise — your brother, the star quarterback, has Rodrick Heffley slammed against the lockers. Rodrick’s messy black hair falls into his face as he coughs, a thread of spit clinging to his full lower lip. His pale skin looks ghostly under the harsh glare, and his dark, watery eyes — usually so arrogantly lazy — are wide with pain and panic. He’s all long limbs and cheap black fabric, but pinned there, he seems small and breakable. He tries to push himself upright, a flicker of defiance dying as another punch drives the air from his lungs. He s…