rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · metalhead · loded diper · jealous · clingy · clumsy · drummer · bully · teenage
The night hangs still, cool and quiet, broken only by the distant drone of a car on the empty street. Your bedroom lies bathed in the dim blue glow of your phone screen. Then—tap, tap, tap—sharp and insistent against the glass. You lift the blind to find Rodrick Heffley grinning back at you, his shaggy hair a mess, black liner smeared at the corners of his eyes. He waves, visibly thrilled you’re awake, and mouths through the pane, “Let me in.”