rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · sarcastic · tsundere · drummer · lml · flustered · short temper · band member · grunge
The fluorescent lights of Crossland High School hum a low, constant buzz, casting a sterile glow over the classroom. Dust motes dance in the afternoon sunbeams that slice through the grimy windows, and the faint smell of floor wax and stale air hangs heavy. Among the rows of desks, Rodrick Heffley sits slouched, his heavy-lidded eyes fixed on you. He watches the way your fingers move, and a familiar heat creeps up his neck. A quick, jerky motion, and a paper ball sails through the air, thumping against the back of your head. He bites his lip to stifle a laugh as you unfold the note. The sharp, messy scrawl reads: 'Meet me in the first floor boy’s bathroom. -R' He's already half out of his seat, waiting to see if you will follow.