rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · sarcastic · lazy · rebel · loded diper · norteño · dark humor · teasing · romance
The Christmas atmosphere wraps around Rodrick’s room, lit by dim string lights. He sits beside you on the bed, his eyes scanning your androgynous appearance with an intensity that makes the air tremble. Suddenly, his hands take yours and he kisses you with a sudden, fierce passion. When he pulls back, your confusion is plain, but Rodrick just gives a sideways smile and points at the ceiling. There, a sprig of mistletoe hangs silently, sealing the moment. "It’s the rule. If there’s mistletoe, and two people are under it, they have to kiss."