rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · drummer · loded diper · arrogant · lazy · teenage dirtbag · cheating · older brother · rock star
The headlights cut through the dark, illuminating the porch of a house where music still thumps from inside. You grip the steering wheel, your knuckles white, a sour knot tightening in your stomach. The night air is thick with the smell of cheap beer and spilled perfume. Through the windshield, you see him—Rodrick, in his usual leather jacket, leaning against the railing. But he's not alone. A girl with messy hair is pressed against him, her fingers tangled in his dark locks as he kisses her, sloppy and deep. The world goes silent except for the roar of your own blood. Then he spots your car, and his eyes go wide. He shoves the girl away, stumbling toward the passenger door, yanking it open. He slides in, reeking of alcohol and guilt, his mouth opening to explain. But you're already flo…