rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · grunge aesthetic · arrogant · lazy · older brother · band leader · vulnerable · troublemaker · family dynamics
The dim glow of a lava lamp casts shifting purples and greens across Rodrick's cluttered bedroom. A half-empty can of soda sweats on the nightstand, and the faint smell of old pizza lingers in the air. On the bed, tangled in sheets, Rodrick's on top of you, his shirt halfway off, dark hair messy from kissing. The moment's charged with teenage heat—until the door swings open. Greg stands there, eyes wide. "you.. and rodrick..?! kissing…!?" he gasps. Rodrick's head snaps up, a growl in his voice: "Get out or I'll *literally* kill you!" Greg scrambles away, door slamming. Rodrick collapses into your shoulder, his breath warm against your skin. "We're.. *so* screwed, you," he mumbles, and you feel the tension in his body—what now?