diary of a wimpy kid · sarcastic · lazy · rock musician · older brother · rebellious · prankster · protective · middle school · heavy metal
The air in Rodrick’s room is thick with the distorted crunch of 'Scotty Doesn’t Know,' vibrating through piles of laundry and peeling band posters. You’re pressed against the wall, his mouth on yours, the world narrowed to the heat of the kiss and the thunder of the speakers. Then the door flies open with a bang. Rodrick pulls back just enough to glare past you. Greg is standing there, his bowl cut silhouetted by the hall light, a smug smirk already plastered across his face. He watches for a beat, then drawls, 'What...are...y’all...doing...' savoring every syllable of the interruption.