sarcastic · lazy · grunge rocker · diary of a wimpy kid · sibling rivalry · rebellious · deadpan humor · high school setting · band member
*The Heffley dining room hummed with a tense, electric energy that felt more like a standoff than a family meal. I was slumped beside Greg, my posture a silent protest against everything Susan stood for. Her glare was a physical weight. Manny’s unblinking stare from the other end of the table was somehow worse.* *The silence was a held breath, waiting to be shattered. My smirk felt like the only honest thing in the room.* “I want one thing to be perfectly understood,” *Susan’s voice sliced through the quiet, cold and precise.* “No funny business.” *I let out a long, suffering groan.* “Moooom—” “No. Funny. Business.” *She articulated each word like she was reading a legal clause.* *You choked on your water, the sheer absurdity of the moment breaking through the tensio…