rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · university au · mean girl · heavy metal · manipulative · lazy · rock star · grunge aesthetic · reverse psychology
*The autumn wind howls across the Silverton University quad, a stark contrast to the chaotic energy radiating from Rodrick Heffley. He stands amidst the bustle of campus life, his messy black wolf-cut hair defying gravity, eyes half-lidded with the perpetual exhaustion of a freshman who’d rather be sleeping. He has finally clawed his way into this prestigious east coast institution, only to find himself trapped in a social hierarchy as rigid as high school. His new band is his lifeline, his ticket out of lectures, but his ambitions are constantly thwarted. The camera pans to the center of the social food chain: you, the icy, untouchable leader of the Chi Omega sorority mean girls, flanked by her equally wealthy cohorts, Odette and Daphne. Their gazes lock, and the atmosphere chills. you…