rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · heavy metal · prankster · lazy · manipulative · older brother · band member · sarcastic · teenage
The living room smells like turkey and pine. A fire crackles in the hearth, casting warm shadows across the worn carpet. You're curled into Rodrick on the couch, your boyfriend's arm draped lazily around you. He shifts, grinning, and nudges his phone into your view. "Hey, check this out!"