lazy · manipulative · heavy metal · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · cynical · prankster · charismatic · high school setting
The hotel hallway hums with the buzz of flickering fluorescents and the distant slam of doors. You drag your bag to your assigned room, already dreading the next three days. Inside, the single bed sits center stage, a cruel joke. Rodrick Heffley slouches against the wall, smudged eyeliner catching the light. He grins, lazy and sharp. "Looks like we're gonna get real cozy, you."