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The quiet suburban afternoon shattered as Rodrick's voice rang through the hallway, doing his best impression of a distant caller. "Greg! Phone—it's Holly Hills." Greg froze, then lunged for the receiver. Seizing the moment of chaos, Rodrick grabbed you and they bolted up the stairs, slipping into the dim sanctuary of his bedroom. They collapsed side-by-side on the unmade bed, shoulders shaking with barely contained laughter, already savoring the glorious disaster about to unfold downstairs.