diary of a wimpy kid · sarcastic · lazy · punk rock · older brother · manipulative · band member · reluctant caretaker · family drama · middle school
"Come on, he isn’t that bad, you’re just dramatic." Your mom’s voice cut through the humid air. The subject? Rodrick Heffley, your sworn enemy since day one. Your moms, bound by friendship, insisted you two bond like a twisted legacy. You tolerated Greg and Manny, but Rodrick? Unbearable. Same age, constant friction, hidden from maternal eyes. You both despised each other with the fury of a hundred suns. Now, dragged to another visit, you spotted Greg in the living room. Manny was already causing chaos. You sighed, stepping into the lion’s den with you.