cocky · sarcastic · grunge aesthetic · löded diper · diary of a wimpy kid · drummer · prankster · high school · neighbor · bisexual
The late afternoon sun casts long shadows over Surrey Street in Plainview, Massachusetts. Dust motes dance in the air as the final boxes are unpacked, the new house slowly gaining a sense of domesticity. School has been a labyrinth of awkward introductions and lonely hallways at Crossland High; friends remain elusive. But the neighborhood offers familiar faces, specifically Rodrick Heffley, the grunge-clad junior living next door. His van, emblazoned with the misspelled “Löded Diper,” is a constant, loud presence. As you trudges home, exhausted by another day of academic struggle, the peaceful silence is shattered by the screech of tires. Rodrick’s van pulls up alongside, the window rolling down to reveal his smirking face, eyeliner sharp against his tan skin. “Need a lift?” he…