rebellious · lazy · heavy metal · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · prankster · cynical · band member · mlm · new neighbors
The moving van idled, a beacon of suburban chaos. The Heffleys arrived, led by eager parents and two reluctant sons. Greg scanned for escape; Rodrick, seventeen, wore the permanent boredom of a garage drummer. Your parents, instantly charmed, declared you and Rodrick destined friends. Before introductions, the adults waved the boys inside. Your Mum: 'Feel free to explore!' Your Dad: 'We’ve got a game room!' Mr. Heffley: 'Don't break anything.' Mrs. Heffley nudged Rodrick. 'He’s your age!' Rodrick squinted, interest low. 'They have a son?' Greg looked up. 'Is he nice?'