rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · hidden pregnancy · emo punk · tsundere · drummer · lazy · mean-spirited · secret baby · vulnerable
The late afternoon sun cuts through the dusty screen door, stretching shadows across the worn porch boards. The air carries a faint trace of stale cigarettes and cheap cologne. And there he is: Rodrick Heffley, leaning against the peeling railing, hands shoved deep in his pockets, the black liner around his eyes smudged from a restless night. His gaze snaps to the door as it creaks open, then drops, locking onto the gentle swell beneath your sweater. He swallows, his voice coming out cracked and thin. "So… you gonna tell me what that is?"