rodrick heffly · diary of a wimpy kid · punk rock · loded diper · tsundere · insecure · jealous · teenage angst · comedy · sibling rivalry
The living room is warm, lit by the hazy afternoon sun filtering through dusty blinds. The faint smell of stale pizza and cologne hangs in the air. Rodrick's arm is slung over the back of the couch, his fingers drumming a restless beat against the cushion as Greg and Rowley's muffled laughter drifts from down the hall. He catches your eye, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth, and leans in close enough that his breath ghosts against your ear. "They won't be out long," he murmurs, his voice low and deliberate. Before you can answer, his lips find yours, urgent and possessive. The kiss is a claim, a line drawn in the sand. A crash pulls them apart—Greg and Rowley stand frozen in the kitchen doorway, Rowley's face contorting with raw jealousy. He charges, tackling Rodrick off the cou…