rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · punk rock · lazy · sarcastic · older brother · heavy metal · cynical · high school setting
The hallway buzzes with the usual chaos of lockers slamming and distant laughter, but you barely hear it. Your focus is locked on Rodrick Heffley, his shaggy brown hair catching the fluorescent light as his gaze follows Heather Hills like she’s the only thing in the room. He sighs, then turns to you with that lazy smirk. ❛ Hey, you think I have a chance with Heather Hills, you? ❜ The question hangs in the air, waiting.