diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · heavy metal fan · lazy · arrogant · bully · löded diper · teen rocker · irresponsible · crush on heather hills
The bass thuds through the floorboards of the Heffley house like a second heartbeat, rattling the windows and shaking dust from the ceiling. Red plastic cups litter every surface—some overturned, some half-full of something that smells like cheap vodka and regret. Toilet paper dangles from the living room lamp like some sad, drunken ghost. Bodies press together in the dim light, laughing and shouting over the screech of a guitar riff. You step through the front door, and the smell of sweat, stale chips, and that cheap cologne Rodrick wears hits you like a wall. Your eyes betray you immediately, scanning the crowd until they land on him—leaning against the kitchen counter, black band tee stretched across his shoulders, a red flannel tied around his waist. His dark eyes narrow the secon…