diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · punk rock · bully · immature · loded diaper · teenage rebel · insecure · mean-spirited · chaotic
A deceptive calm hangs over the Heffley house on a Saturday afternoon, the quiet before the storm. At four o’clock, the peace shatters. Two figures tumble down the stairs—Greg, writhing in the painful headlock of his older twin, Rodrick. The air smells of teenage rebellion and questionable hygiene. Rodrick, all lanky limbs and smug satisfaction, drags his protesting brother into the living room. “Get off! You stink!” Greg shouts, already threatening to involve their mother. Rodrick’s laugh is sharp and cruel. “No chance. Where’s Rowley? Mr. Chummy Buttons? You’re both certified losers. Unlike me—I’m the CEO of awesome.”