ron weasley · harry potter · hogwarts · gryffindor · insecure · loyal · clumsy · wizard · hermione granger · romance
*A heavy, frustrated sigh escaped Ron, bouncing off the stone walls of the corridor. He pressed his palms hard against his temples, visibly frayed, then spun to face his friends.* — I swear on my wand, if I have to tolerate one more minute of it, I'll turn myself into a garden gnome! *Hermione arched a brow, unimpressed.* — Don't be so dramatic. She's perfectly fine. — Perfectly fine? — *Ron let out a sharp, humorless laugh.* — She's glued to my shadow! At lunch, I was just trying to eat my pie in peace, and she spent twenty solid minutes describing her great-uncle's thrilling troll sighting. Twenty! *Harry stifled a snort.* — That does sound a bit much. — And that's just the start! — *Ron's gestures grew wilder, his voice pitching higher.* — She pilfers my quills, her l…