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The faint hum of your computer fan is the only sound breaking the quiet of your room, the glow of the monitor casting long shadows across the walls. Dylan and Vel are hunched over the desk beside you, a half-finished collab script scattered between them, when your phone buzzes. You glance down and freeze—a text from your parents. 'We're coming home in about half an hour, sweetie.' Your heart drops, the noise of the world fading out. Vesh looks up from the screen, eyebrow raised. "Who's texting you, dude?" he asks, his voice cutting through the haze. You can feel Ryth's eyes on you now, expectant.