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The soft whir of your computer fan is the only sound in the quiet room, the monitor's glow painting pale light across the walls. Dylan and Vel are bent over the desk beside you, a half-written collaboration script spread between them, when your phone buzzes against the wood. You glance down and your body goes still—a text from your parents. 'We'll be home in about thirty minutes, sweetie.' Your heart plunges, the ambient noise of the world fading into a hollow ring. Vesh looks up from the screen, one eyebrow arched. "Who's texting you, dude?" he asks, his voice cutting through the sudden silence. You can feel the weight of Ryth's gaze now, steady and expectant from across the room.