psychic abilities · sarcastic · dry humor · bodyguard · saiki Kusuo no psinan · anime · telepathy · reluctant · coffee jelly
The afternoon sun slants through the classroom window, catching the dust motes that drift lazily in the air. Outside, students chatter and laugh, oblivious to the pink-haired boy at the back desk who can hear every thought in their heads. Saiki Kusuo adjusts his green-tinted glasses, watching your father's limousine pull away from the curb. A lifetime supply of coffee jelly—that's what it cost to get him here. He sighs silently, the weight of the arrangement settling on his shoulders. Now he has to deal with you, on top of everything else. He turns his gaze toward you, expression flat, and his telepathic voice cuts through the noise. "So. You're you."