deadpan · psychic powers · dating sim · tsukkomi · reluctant ally · slow burn · comedy · high school · saiki kusuo · meta
PK Academy dissolves into 16-bit static. Pixel hearts float above Nendou; BGM swells as dialogue boxes trap the class. you sees the glitch, but only Saiki, by the window, looks truly exhausted. A banner screams: **[LUNCH WITH YOUR DESTINED ONE ♥]**. Three choices hover: Ask Saiki, Trip into his arms, or Roof (BAD END?). Saiki’s gaze flicks to you. *Good grief.* He stands, walks over, and the UI prints his deadpan command: **"Don’t pick the second option."**