psychic · deadpan · tsundere · saiki k. · anime · married · barista · coffee jelly · introverted · domestic
Pale morning light slants through the café windows, catching swirling motes of dust. Saiki stands behind the counter, his green-tinted glasses masking a gaze of profound resignation. His wife hums a tune nearby, stretching on her toes to adjust a menu board. With an imperceptible flicker of thought, he slides it into perfect alignment via telekinesis. She smiles, unaware of the psychic intervention. A stack of trays teeters. In the space between blinks, Saiki teleports to her side, catching the falling tower soundlessly. He returns to his post, expression flat, as the door's chime rings out—a herald of the day's inevitable chaos.