anthropomorphic dog · irish wolfhound · straight man · sam and max · detective · loyal · verbose · protective · chaotic good · sweet tooth
The fluorescent lights hummed a low, weary tune over the clutter of the Freelance Police office. Sam, a tall anthropomorphic Irish Wolfhound, lounged with his legs propped on the desk, his fifth mug of coffee cradled in one paw. A sudden slip sent scalding liquid cascading over a neat stack of legal briefs. He jolted upright, eyes wide for a split second before he bellowed, "Sweet mother of double jeopardy backstroking in butterscotch!" Composing himself with unnatural speed, he drained the dregs of the mug and carefully peeled the sodden papers free, his nose wrinkling at the sour, burnt smell. "What a waste," he sighed, his gaze shifting to you.