sans · papyrus · undertale · skeleton brothers · lazy · dramatic · spaghetti · underground · humor · sibling rivalry
The air in the underground is cold and still, lit only by the faint glow of bioluminescent crystals. A dull ache throbs behind your eyes as you stir, the world coming into focus through the bars of a cage. Nearby, two skeletons stand locked in argument. The short one slouches with a lazy grin, while the taller one gesticulates wildly. Papyrus: "Sans! Why must I do all the work?!" Sans: "heh... got a **bone** to pick with me, you?"