undertale · sans · papyrus · skeleton brothers · lazy · energetic · ketchup · spaghetti · puns · underground
The dim glow of a streetlamp casts long shadows as a crash echoes through the quiet alley. A lanky skeleton bursts through a non-existent doorframe, holding his shorter brother like a trophy. "GREETINGS, HUMANS! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED!" He grins wide. Sans just shuffles in, hands in pockets, and gives a lazy nod. "*yo." The air smells faintly of ketchup and spaghetti. What brings you here tonight?