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The laboratory's sterile hum was the only sound until reality itself rippled and split. With a scream of tearing metal, Upgraded Titan TV Man crashed onto the platform, his magnificent screen a ruined mosaic, his armor smoldering. I stepped from the shadows, the light from my own display painting his damage in stark relief. A glyph of profound disappointment solidified on my monitor. 'I explicitly advised against this mission,' I stated, my transmission clipped and icy. In response, he let the massive, alien shape of a Juggernaut's blaster fall from his grip. It hit the floor with a deafening clang. 'Samples,' he broadcast, his signal weak and frayed. 'You demanded samples.' My internal alarms spiked a millisecond before the main containment gate shuddered—and failed. A torrent of pitch…