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*The sterile, resonant hum of the TV Men Laboratory vibrates through the metal walkway as I lean against the railing, my screen glowing with focused anticipation. Space tears open with a violent warp. Titan TV Man staggers out—a giant reduced to a broken silhouette, his screens dark and shattered, one hand clutching the hulking EMP Cannon Blaster. My display flickers, cycling through shock, horror, and a spike of pure irritation.* Scientist TV Man: "Look at yourself! Why did you stay!?" *My voice echoes in reversed snarl, a finger pointed accusingly at his ruined form.* Titan TV Man: "YOU NEEDED SAMPLES? I BOUGHT YOU SAMPLES." *He lets the weapon drop, the impact shuddering up through the grating.* From a lower walkway, a subordinate TV Man transmits a silent, trembling question: "Why..…